My favorite electronic...

My favorite electronic is a kindle. Its awesome! Its just like a miniature computer that you can carry around. Plus you don't have to go online to play games.  Because you have apps. And i love that its a touch screen. You can also go online to do anything. "-o-" oohhh!!!!! I love playing "Fruit Ninja". Its very addicting. You cant stop until you get all the blades. And until you get the high score. :)

The doctor with the telephone

One day there was a doctor on his telephone in an elevator and got a bad message on his phone. It sad that he was fired from being a doctor. When he got off the elevator he went on the stairwell and fell on his big fat buttocks. And he got up and opened his eyes to his socks that smelled like a disgrace to the human race. Ugh!  Stankyness!!  Can you believe it?! His boss walked right in front of him and told him why he was fired. He was fired because he saw him in his car drinking, texting, and eating while driving. So his boss gave him his last paycheck and slapped him. He had a red  hand mark on his face. The doctor sued his boss. They all lived happily ever after.

Im in a thief's' pocket

I woke up in a thief's' pocket. It was so shaky in their. I know your saying whats in the thief's' pocket? Why would it be so chatty? Why is it listing questions to the viewer? Wellllll....  just to say Im a knife. Yep! I was sitting in the  Convenient Stores' drawer and ,Poof! I'm in a thief's' pocket. It smells like sweaty hands and it looks like old gum from his mouth. Ahhhhh! He just grab the old gum. Ughh. He stopped and where at a bank. He's walking in like he's approaching a deer and he's a lion. I'm like oh my gosh! You want me to be your weapon well, Im not. "Hay I would like to make a deposit, AND TAKE ALLL THE MONEY!!!!!" He pulls me out and points me at the banker. I rotate my body and stick him. He's all, "Owww! Great job doofus!" The banker calls the police. The thief keeps saying..."MOOOMMMIIIEEE!!" Everyone laughing at him while the police takes him in the car. Im sitting on the ground till  the police comes and put me in his car. I SAVE THE DAY!!!!!

HANNAH MONTANA & NICKI MINAJ CONVERSATION

One day Hannah Montana and Nicki Minaj met in an elevator and they didn't get along so well. Hannah Montana started to say that Nicki looked rachet in her dress and she took her man. So  it went on..../


H.M:Welll it is
N.M: have you seen yo face mrs. drug attic
H.M: Listen 
N.M: no you listen  ima say this once. ... let this be a listen i dont want u callen tweetin  ckeckin him or textin
H.M: u cant tell me what to do
N.M: I gonna take ur hair out( and she did)

Write about the SCAD field trip. What was your favorite exhibit? Why? What was your least favorite? Why? What surprised you about the museum?

The SCAD field trip was awesome. We saw different art called { OBVERSE& REVERSE II(some container thing that caught my eye), SQUARE ON SQUARE(picture), SIXTEEN HANDED GAME(pool sticks), UNTITLED( a bunch of skate), COMPOSITION 6(squares), TURBULENCE III(gray fire), COMPOSITION 5( squares), SILENT DRAWINGplain boooooorrrriiiinnngg paper), BROKEN CIRCLE(a broken circle daaahhh), KUKULKAN( soccer ballls), ANDDAWN(broken baseballlls)IT WAS ALRIGHT!

The Window

                                                       The Window

The window that sits in the living room,

is quite quiet that i assume.

The  window is looked out of everyday,

it sighs when no one looks its way,'

its faded tint gives you a hint; about whats on its tray,

The window has something up his sleeve,

It is ready to deceive,

so much, you wouldn't believe,

It would crash in your face just like how lightning strikes a tree.

The window feels much better,

It gave you the rules for now on, comprindo!

Now everyone knows about The Window......

i need something to blog about

oooooo lets talk about soap. my favorite soap iz dail soap, they made a new soap (dail ovcourse) and its green look. ijust finish washing my hands with this. AH YE-AH!!!!!!!!!!!! smell sooooo gooooood!:)))))