The Hurricane that ate the man...

The man (his name was Bob) was pushing the lawnmower while he had his flashlight pointing on a hurricane. That hurricane spitted jellybeans into his mouth. But  his mouth could only hold just a little so it spitted back into the hurricane. The hurricane must have got mad because it spitted  the jellybeans back into the lawnmowers' mouth!!! Ahhh!! That night the hurricane went away at 12:34 and so did the the man(that meant he died):( and his lawn mower got in a car accident because it was still going. Ha! Ha! Ha!There was funeral that no one attended. No one at all!!!!!....... They didn't attend it because there was no coffin for Bob so it was stinky. And the funeral was in the hurricane.