My favorite electronic...

My favorite electronic is a kindle. Its awesome! Its just like a miniature computer that you can carry around. Plus you don't have to go online to play games.  Because you have apps. And i love that its a touch screen. You can also go online to do anything. "-o-" oohhh!!!!! I love playing "Fruit Ninja". Its very addicting. You cant stop until you get all the blades. And until you get the high score. :)

The doctor with the telephone

One day there was a doctor on his telephone in an elevator and got a bad message on his phone. It sad that he was fired from being a doctor. When he got off the elevator he went on the stairwell and fell on his big fat buttocks. And he got up and opened his eyes to his socks that smelled like a disgrace to the human race. Ugh!  Stankyness!!  Can you believe it?! His boss walked right in front of him and told him why he was fired. He was fired because he saw him in his car drinking, texting, and eating while driving. So his boss gave him his last paycheck and slapped him. He had a red  hand mark on his face. The doctor sued his boss. They all lived happily ever after.

Im in a thief's' pocket

I woke up in a thief's' pocket. It was so shaky in their. I know your saying whats in the thief's' pocket? Why would it be so chatty? Why is it listing questions to the viewer? Wellllll....  just to say Im a knife. Yep! I was sitting in the  Convenient Stores' drawer and ,Poof! I'm in a thief's' pocket. It smells like sweaty hands and it looks like old gum from his mouth. Ahhhhh! He just grab the old gum. Ughh. He stopped and where at a bank. He's walking in like he's approaching a deer and he's a lion. I'm like oh my gosh! You want me to be your weapon well, Im not. "Hay I would like to make a deposit, AND TAKE ALLL THE MONEY!!!!!" He pulls me out and points me at the banker. I rotate my body and stick him. He's all, "Owww! Great job doofus!" The banker calls the police. The thief keeps saying..."MOOOMMMIIIEEE!!" Everyone laughing at him while the police takes him in the car. Im sitting on the ground till  the police comes and put me in his car. I SAVE THE DAY!!!!!

HANNAH MONTANA & NICKI MINAJ CONVERSATION

One day Hannah Montana and Nicki Minaj met in an elevator and they didn't get along so well. Hannah Montana started to say that Nicki looked rachet in her dress and she took her man. So  it went on..../


H.M:Welll it is
N.M: have you seen yo face mrs. drug attic
H.M: Listen 
N.M: no you listen  ima say this once. ... let this be a listen i dont want u callen tweetin  ckeckin him or textin
H.M: u cant tell me what to do
N.M: I gonna take ur hair out( and she did)

Write about the SCAD field trip. What was your favorite exhibit? Why? What was your least favorite? Why? What surprised you about the museum?

The SCAD field trip was awesome. We saw different art called { OBVERSE& REVERSE II(some container thing that caught my eye), SQUARE ON SQUARE(picture), SIXTEEN HANDED GAME(pool sticks), UNTITLED( a bunch of skate), COMPOSITION 6(squares), TURBULENCE III(gray fire), COMPOSITION 5( squares), SILENT DRAWINGplain boooooorrrriiiinnngg paper), BROKEN CIRCLE(a broken circle daaahhh), KUKULKAN( soccer ballls), ANDDAWN(broken baseballlls)IT WAS ALRIGHT!

The Window

                                                       The Window

The window that sits in the living room,

is quite quiet that i assume.

The  window is looked out of everyday,

it sighs when no one looks its way,'

its faded tint gives you a hint; about whats on its tray,

The window has something up his sleeve,

It is ready to deceive,

so much, you wouldn't believe,

It would crash in your face just like how lightning strikes a tree.

The window feels much better,

It gave you the rules for now on, comprindo!

Now everyone knows about The Window......

i need something to blog about

oooooo lets talk about soap. my favorite soap iz dail soap, they made a new soap (dail ovcourse) and its green look. ijust finish washing my hands with this. AH YE-AH!!!!!!!!!!!! smell sooooo gooooood!:)))))

ur favorite artist

My favorite artist is Adele. i love her songs. in retrospect i wish i  knew her in real life so i could watch her sing & write the songs. she iz awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My favorite color

My favorite color is purple. wanna know why cuz its purple. it makes sense to just love it. its so dark and lovely.ssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooo g-o-r-g-e-o-u-s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! purple-any color having components of both red and blue, such as lavender, especially one deep in tone. 

The Hurricane that ate the man...

The man (his name was Bob) was pushing the lawnmower while he had his flashlight pointing on a hurricane. That hurricane spitted jellybeans into his mouth. But  his mouth could only hold just a little so it spitted back into the hurricane. The hurricane must have got mad because it spitted  the jellybeans back into the lawnmowers' mouth!!! Ahhh!! That night the hurricane went away at 12:34 and so did the the man(that meant he died):( and his lawn mower got in a car accident because it was still going. Ha! Ha! Ha!There was funeral that no one attended. No one at all!!!!!....... They didn't attend it because there was no coffin for Bob so it was stinky. And the funeral was in the hurricane.

i hate directions

i hate why people give me directions . why i dont know. it doesnt make sense. people can take care of theresevles so we dont need help.

Have you ever been attached by a shark?

Have u ever been attached by a shark? well........ i haven't. my friend was about to be attached by a shark. ill tell u the story. (by the way her name is casey rhan)    one day she was at the beach and she was on one of the bed floaties where u can lay on them. she layed there for like 15 mins while she went to sleep. she woke up and she was half way in the deep part of the beach and she woke up and there was a big shark coming her way. Ahhh! she swam as fast as she could while the life guard came to help her . she still lives today.

hi

hi is a nice word to say . hi , hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii okay get it. :)

medicine

medicine is good fir your body. just don't overdose yourself. or something bad will happen okay. medicine helps keep your body well.like asprin or tylenol. bad medicine are drugs. like overdosing pain killers. or having heroin, crack, ad cocaine. bad stuff. good medicine for good people.

1234567890097765544322 blah blaqh boo

im bored to death. no seriously. either im going to go to sleep or im going to go to sleep. either one, my choice.1 sleep.2slepp.3zzzzzzzzzz4zzzzzzzzz5oh yeah sllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppp. dont got no problem wit tat. 6sleep 7zzzzzzzzzz8slepp 9 wak up den slepp AHGAN!           (sleep ..........then wak up wak up sleep)

6/21/12 :(

2day wus the worst day of my life. little bit of water. falling in mud. falling on faces. climbing up the soft,slippery sand. going down 6 or 5ft.drinking cups of dirt. dirt innur eyes . dirt in ur face. dirt in ur hair. dirt everywhere! why?! i dont wont 2day to ever happen again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :0 yes i did!!!

Baby chicks

2day we are going to see baby chicks. i hope there not like the bitting ones.

Cows

When we went into the cow farm it smelled like rotten eggs. Thats nasty. i almost  puked. the poop came out like syrup. The pee was clear. and they looked like they were bulls.

My Goals

I want to read 3 books over the summer.Write at least 2 stories. tread water for 3 mins. Walk a mile Then ill be done:)

Im bored

i dont know what to write about..... ummmm what to do now. do di do di do di do di do di do di, blah blah blah blubh blumh what now to  do . wellllllllllllll,    do it look like im bored . well i am.  a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z. A  B C D E F H G J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z IM DONE